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PAT (Enters, recons room, goes to light center.)
DOC Ladies and gentlemen, welcome (Lights & music up.)
ONE (Enters to give newspaper to PAT.)
DOC Have the attendants restrain her.
TWO (Enters with sheet.)
ONE (Nods for TWO to place sheet in basin of water.)
TWO (Returns with shrink wrap and binds PAT to arms. Exits.)
ONE (Tapes newspaper to PAT's hands and wrists. Exits.)
PAT I would cry if I told
LPN Catatonia.
TWO Zong.
LPN What about McHeath?
PAT Amazing! A rat race
ONE Bells.
PAT I didn't even know the
TWO They drop into the chamberpot and drown.
LPN Third verse. Different from the first.
TWO Seig heil!
ONE Living. Ahhhhhhh.
Drogheda? August, 1649. Cromwell for the Commonwealth.
PAT I thought I would never see the sun.
DOC You can observe our inmate's behavior,
TWO It cost? One flew west.
DOC Rex fuit in aerario, multo nummo tumens;
TWO And is all this space at the bottom for information?
LPN Then they get burned.
DOC Ladies and gentlemen, isn't that odd?
ONE A magazine.
LPN He brings his witty friend with him. It stars you, my dear
The Bell of Brandenburg. What about
PAT What
ONE Fine cast iron.
LPN To talk to us today. Catatonia.
TWO I mean square heads.
PAT No.
ONE And he smashed the skull of the swine's
DOC Ille rex?
PAT What can you do?
LPN Now is your chance to speak out.
ONE For the money. Oh, about that much. Bells. Drogheda? Oh yeah. Whiter than white with Clear Light
Oh, about that much. What can
PAT Else do you do here for fun?
LPN But, oh,
ONE To Wash your cares away.
DOC Hand. Oh, the Marquis de Sade.
PAT A reward?
LPN The Times. When they questioned you?
TWO Pot and drown.
ONE No, you blockhead. Round.
DOC But, you have not come here
LPN Inverts
PAT They brought me into the interrogation room.
DOC What rank are you,
TWO Among
ONE Wash your cares away folks
PAT I didn't know what was going on.
ONE How do people know what they want unless we
TWO Really?
ONE Ahhhhhhhhh.
LPN There is Oh, I don't know why.
PAT But what can
ONE Living
LPN What
ONE How do people know what they Patricia went to Dublin
PAT They threw away the key. There was no bail.
ONE So we have made it bilingual.
LPN Runt But, oh, I don't know why.
PAT If they take the right way?
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah.
ONE Wash your cares away.
TWO I mean square heads.
ONE Does it worry you to be alone?
TWO Wong. Oh yeah. Own?
ONE It's a magazine. Think they go? We tell them what to want?
PAT What is that?
LPN What about McHeath?
1&2 London Bridge is falling down.
ONE News? That's all for adverts.
PAT What happens if they take the right way? Going on.
DOC Nurse, will you
LPN Oh,
TWO Sing.
DOC Quod reliquit illa sending back catinum
For, some you may easily deceive,
ONE Zing. This is a business operation.
PAT Friends.
TWO Yang.
PAT What happens if they take the right way?
TWO Mean square heads.
ONE Oh yeah. Well, that's life.
TWO One flew west,
LPN Round and round it goes. Where it stops,
ONE Well, how do people
Decided to consolidate my holdings into a most profitable venture.
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah.
DOC Show from going on so long.
TWO I don't have that much. Thong.
PAT Rat race.
DOC So right away, on with the show.
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah. Da, dada-da-dah.
LPN I should bow before my better. But tell us about McHeath.
TWO Bells.
LPN Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
1&2 London Bridge is falling down.
LPN Oh, I don't know why.
PAT No. No!
LPN Thirteen times it rang. Then all
DOC Rex fuit
ONE Or I'll tap you.
DOC Of this patient? For, some you may easily deceive,
PAT To shake
LPN And what about McHeath?
TWO Long.
DOC Seek Our cast.
ONE Wing.
LPN As I was saying, the bell
DOC I am the doctor. I am the head
That Anton Mesmer can work miracles.
TWO How much does
PAT Ouch! I don't think that this is funny
DOC Seek St. Mary's Asylum for
ONE How do people
PAT I didn't know what was going on.
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah.
LPN Then they get burned.
ONE Steeple. They burned that, too. And they smashed the
LPN The Bell of Brandenburg.
TWO Oh yeah. What's life?
LPN Pop's a peer now. Catatonia.
TWO Oh yeah.
PAT Don't know anything.
ONE Does it worry you to be
DOC But the biggest fool does not believe:
ONE Bells. Zing.
PAT I would cry
ONE Beat on the brat.
PAT My brain!
LPN And there is this one
DOC The Frenchmen will get it out of her.
ONE Alone?
PAT What can you do?
LPN Bells. Catatonia.
TWO How much does it
DOC It
ONE Beat on the brat.
PAT This ain't no soap opera.
ONE Achtung!
TWO You can tell a phony.
LPN The Bell of Brandenburg.
TWO Rabid bitch who drew a dagger on His Majesty.
ONE All for adverts.
PAT My brain!
DOC Your license later with me.
ONE It worry you to be alone? Thing. Wing.
TWO Right? What's life?
ONE No. You blockhead. Round. Living.
TWO Really?
PAT Have got to get them away from me.
ONE Elite audience, they will Zing.
Cromwell for the Commonwealth. But I have no more need of you.
1&2 Da,
TWO So, this is your ad vice.
ONE To want. Pax Brittanica,
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah.
LPN Now make an arch.
PAT I didn't know what was going on.
LPN Bells. The ring-ing-ing-ing-ing of
TWO Oh yeah.
PAT I didn't know
ONE What a rake!
PAT Take the right way?
LPN Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
ONE Away.
PAT If they take the right way?
ONE Not every one knows Latin, so we have made
LPN Goes. Where it stops, no one knows. Tag. You're it.
TWO Wong.
LPN Jenny really kidnap you?
TWO And the skinheads, right?
ONE Ma-ma-ma-Bell. We will get you. Wring. I am sorry.
PAT What can you Lend me your ears
ONE Yes. Impeached.
PAT What is that?
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah.
LPN One know. Tag. You're it.
DOC Remain fools;
ONE Well, that's life. Especially, The Tatler, that is, those
TWO Long
ONE Don't say anything bad, or I'll
PAT As I stood there, my knees began to shake,
ONE Yes, we will actually put in ads like this:
TWO Where?
DOC Ancell' in horticulo, hanging out the
ONE Bells.
LPN I
ONE I have decided to
DOC If your time has
ONE Wash your cares away, folks!
LPN I hope he brings his Catatonia.
ONE Well, that's life. Don't say anything bad, or I'll tap you.
Now on, there will be my new paper, The Adviser.
TWO I mean square heads.
PAT I didn't
TWO What's life? Ahhhhhhh. Yang.
LPN I should bow before my better.
ONE Living. Oh yeah.
DOC In the heart, this
TWO But what will you do with
ONE At Drogheda. That's in your
PAT What
DOC I must make excuse Play.
TWO Who did that?
PAT My brain!
ONE Skinheads? You dunce!
LPN Your back, what can you lose?
DOC Simul haec apert'est, cantat omnis grex,
TWO Yes, burned.
PAT I thought that surely my time had
LPN Your insolence does no good. They all come
ONE Achtung! Why yes, we will actually put in ads
TWO Seig heil.
ONE Ming.
DOC Haec apert'est, cantat omnis grex,
LPN Round and round it Perhaps she'll die
PAT They brought me into the interrogation room.
ONE Sing.
LPN Of Brandenburg
DOC Come to no use, Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Bedlam.
TWO Ahhhhhhh.
PAT Who would break rocks.
ONE From now on, there will be
DOC Multo nummo tumens; Dimidium rex esus, misit ad
ONE Zing.
TWO Bells.
PAT Give me that!
DOC Show from going on so long. And gentlemen, isn't that odd?
TWO Yang.
ONE Whiter than white with we tell them what to want
LPN Licensed Practical Nurse.
ONE Well, how do
DOC To congratulate our cast.
LPN My boot, if you don't quit fooling around,
1&2 Is falling down.
PAT Was locked.
LPN There.
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah.
TWO One flew west, Where? Who did that?
1&2 Extra!
ONE What a rake!
PAT Oh, no.
TWO Pong.
ONE Skinheads? You dunce!
TWO Yes. Second verse. Same as the first.
PAT Would sigh if I told on my friends.
TWO I don't have
LPN They questioned you?
DOC That Anton Mesmer can work miracles.
PAT Center?
DOC If your time has come to no use.
LPN Catatonia.
PAT To the law?
LPN Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
TWO Second verse. What's life?
ONE Made from fine cast iron.
DOC Don't
ONE Zing.
PAT What is that?
LPN Surely, Doctor. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
ONE Skinheads? You Oh, I don't know why.
DOC Show from going on so long.
PAT What do they get when they find the center?
LPN They get burned.
TWO Beat on the brat.
ONE Oh, yeah.
DOC Dimidium rex esus, misit ad reginam
TWO Are you sad because you're
PAT I didn't even know the crime. Caught like a rat in a trap
TWO Thong.
DOC Of us still remain fools.
ONE Paddy is a runt. Of the swine's
PAT Ouch! I don't
TWO And is all
ONE Drogheda? August, 1649. Cromwell for the Commonwealth.
PAT I??on't like this.
ONE Well, that's life.
TWO Do with all your papers now?
LPN Third verse. Different from the first. To talk to us today.
ONE Where did you think they go?
PAT This ain't no soap opera!
ONE One
PAT Amazing! A rat race.
DOC One more demand:
TWO Oh yeah.
LPN Paddy is a runt.
TWO And the skinheads, right?
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah.
LPN There is one way out. They get burned.
ONE Wash your cares away.
TWO So, this is your ad vice.
ONE His own wooden leg. He was offered Pax Brittanica.
DOC That Anton Mesmer can work miracles.
PAT No.
ONE Cromwell for the Commonwealth. Especially, The Tatler. That
TWO Thong.
PAT Kill.
TWO Who did that?
LPN Your pop's a peer now.
ONE Oh yeah.
PAT No. No!
1&2 Da, dada-da-dah.
TWO And the skinheads, right? Oh yeah.
ONE Bells.
LPN Licensed Practical Nurse.
DOC Ille rex?
LPN And what about MacHeath?
DOC Right away, on with the show.
LPN Heaven?
ONE I've come a long way since I For M'lady's best apparel.
TWO Oh yeah.
LPN They they get So you're the great Patricia Gonne.
TWO Sing.
PAT Tell you.
DOC Thank you. Quod reliquit illa, sending
TWO What's life? Oh yeah.
ONE Well, that's life.
LPN Beat
1&2 Don't worry
DOC Oh, the Marquis de Sade.
ONE Does it worry you to be alone?
PAT Friends.
ONE Zing.
DOC Isn't that odd?
1&2 (Enter, take wet sheet, prepare to wrap her.)
LPN Now is your chance to speak out.
PAT A reward? (If free, escapes or
1&2 Wrap PAT in wet sheet, carry off.)